Jelly Jelly Jellybean Girl
Music: Lyndon Heart
Lyrics: Salome Strangelove

Nonsense Child, you’ve always been a handful
Just caught you dancin’ out in the rain
Puttin’ on your mud-puddle ballet
You’ll catch your death of cold
Don’t make that face; it’ll stick that way

Jelly Jelly Jellybean girl
You ought to come with seat-belts
Instruction books and sleeping pills
I’m movin’ twice as fast just to
Stand still next to you

Oh, you’re too smart for your own good
Much too sly for my peace of mind
No more finger paintin’ in your new clothes
Because I said so, that’s why
Now, don’t you use that tone with me

Jelly Jelly Jellybean girl
You ought to come with sirens
Band-aids and iodine
I’m movin’ twice as fast just to
Stand still next to you

And, child, I know, I know I’ll never tame you
I wouldn’t change you for the whole wide world
Can’t you slow down just long enough to let me pull ‘longside
Before you’re off again

Jelly Jelly Jellybean girl
You ought to come with blueprints
Duct tape and superglue
I’m moving twice as fast just to
Stand still next to you